Some consider a lot of the Desi population in the US to be Fresh of the Boat or more affectionately known as an FOB (kinda like SOB but, with a more racial innuendo as compared to a family-oriented one) which is some kind of slang for a person who is not totally familiar with the American way of life. By that equation, most people I know fall under that bracket.
Coming from a land of arranged marriages, picking up women at bars is not something that comes to us naturally! We expect that our parents would do the talking (read picking-up) for us and the next thing we know, we have picked up a woman, a bride, for life! The rest of this article is an attempt to try and classify the types of Desi men that you might come across in your daily (if you live in The Bay Area or New Jersey. For the rest of you, more like a weekly occurence) life!
Lets start with the Uber-suave know-it-all Desi Frat Boy Wannabe. This breed has swagger, money, intellect and all the right moves. All of this to make up for an exceedingly small penis size.
The next breed would be the Bumbling grinders. A member of this breed would usually stand in one corner and stare at Indian women at the club with a "I'm a hungry man and you are an Indian buffet" look. These guys will sneak up on their preys from behind and start the proverbial (uncomfortable) grind. Not to mention by the end of the night their either grinding with the fat chicks or leave early to go appease themselves.
The third would be the Lonesome too-classy-too-approach-anyone Drinker. These guys perhaps have everything but lack the confidence. So in order to make up for that fact, they will sit at the bar and pretend to be engaged deep in thought in the hope that some lady will fall for the Manoj Kumar (the Tragedy king of Indian Cinema) look.
Then there's the Insane Disco-Dancer. Straight out of a Bollywood movie and does the pelvic-thrusts and shoulder-shrugs. These guys are usually the carefree variety and are not afraid to make an ass of themselves (knowingly or unknowingly)!
And finally, I would enlist the Virgin Clubber as our final variety. Coming to America, living the dream, making money in USDs, there are a lot of people who would like to use that opportunity to check out what the great Western Civilization is all about. So, well, the Indian guy who is supremely uncomfortable, like someone just put a tadpole in his trousers which accidently made, ummm, a wrong turn is the guy I'm talking about.
Well, all I want to say to everyone is, have a good time, experience everything, but just don't expect to do it with the women I am with at the bar!!! Go do your time to land you one! Or, well, just arrange for a ... you guessed it - arranged marriage!!!
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LMAO. So true. So funny. Gotta love 'em.
peace.
A
hehee.... good classification!!
so, which category do u fall under?? ;)
lol...a very funny read indeed! Good job! I'm also waiting for the answer to Sumedh's question. ;)
thank you guys and girl(s) ...
well .. as for sumedh's question, I don't quite know. Although I would think of myself as more of the quiet drinker. And then once I'm drunk I think I become the Crazy ass disco dancer ...
Also, A ... reveal yourself ...
hehe ... kafi sahi likha hai ! :)
stumbled upon..
first of all.
amazing blog name..
i am not telling my category..
lol.. thats so true!
well speaking as a desi girl as well...what is wierder...is when the goras want in !!
what is even wierder...im married to a white guy...and it was ARRANGED!!!
:D
Oh...those freaking goras wanting to get in...that always puts me over the edge!!
--> LP
how'd u know about my small penis?
I actually didn't. Thanks for another bit of information that holds absolutely no worth for me!
hey ya..jus happened to hit ur blog smhow...n yeah i dint read all ur posts...but glanced thru a few...must say u really have sm interesting words here..coool...keep goin!!! kinda sense wat kind of a guy u r...:):)
im flattered (i think) ... lol ... would be good if you left some info abt u or ure blogs so i could return the favour :-) !!
well if u really flattered..thn coool...good for ya..keep up the good words...!!! I m not a great writer as you...but u can chek ma blog for sure...http://detool.blogspot.com/
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Hey,
Nice blog.
but i see here that your classification is based on
indian u see near the bar, clubs and parties.
What about conisderation w.r.t to other aspects of life.
Also will like to comment that all this categories also applies to many GORA GUYS.
HeeeeHawwwww ! Nice. I Wonder how did I miss this one. But I would beg to add one more.
- The Desi with a not so small penis who has a sane head on his shoulders, loves his country, accepts and enjoys what this country has to offer him, not a pseudo, likes to hvae a good time and has a way with women. Cmon Gaurav give him some credit as well!
Just the advice I needed.
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